New Year, New Lists

That awful time of year has hastily creeped upon on us; christmas is over and so here follows the pre-new year guilt.

Everyone seems busy deciding on new conquests for the year ahead, so I feel like I almost have to jump on the resolution bandwagon.

I guess they'd read something a little like this...

1. Stop putting off learning a form of self defence. Those pesky robbers won't stand a chance if they dare come back.
2. Stop 'winging-it' at uni and actually read the books we're studying. And get rid of whoever taught me the phrase 'winging-it' from my life.
3. Learn to cook something...anything. Different varities of eggs no longer count.
4. Stop spending money like its mine and SAVE. I WILL defeat my overdraft.
5. Take more photos - buy a camera and do not break it this time. Return to the 'dickhead-with-a-camera' status.
6. Lose weight. Put down the pringles.
7. Do more things to benefit my career in the long term. I know what I mean.
8. Learn to walk in heels. Platforms are cheating.
9. Go out more this semester. Doesn't quite coincide with a few other resolutions, but I miss alcohol.
10. Make things happen.


...I give myself approx. two weeks.